Title: Caten, Claire and the Rhysmeister
Rating: High PG-13. Swearing, heavily implied sex.
Characters: Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys, and a mystery crack pairing of joy.
Spoilers: Everything up to, and including, the series finale, to be safe. Also for this e-mail, written by Owen, on the Torchwood official site.
Beta: Beta-read by katharynne, and also her much-belated xmas present.
Comments and constructive criticism welcomed!Written because someone had to. If you want to know the mystery-pairing, follow the link below and highlight the first blank lines of text. Takes some of the fun out of it, though. (Take a walk on the wild-side!)
Summary: The morning after the night before. Owen's forgotten something important, Ianto's got a crush, Gwen's women's-intuition sensors are malfunctioning, Toshiko fails to fix a technical glitch, and Captain Jack Harkness leads a group of mentally unstable people by example.