*thud*

(That was me falling off my chair.)

I really shouldn't sneak onto LJ at work. This sorta stuff could ruin a person's concentration. In an undeniably lovely way, mind you...

Dammit, this is the sort of thing I *wish* I could write. But my language skills seem to flee the building whenever my libido strolls in, so I salute your multi-tasking skills! :-D